(Spoiler-Free) Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man

Okay, here's the deal.  I'm going to tell you a bunch of things that will make you think you know how I feel about this movie.  And then, I'm going to say something that makes you wonder what the heck I was talking about.

Amazing Spider-Man is the story of... well, let's face it.  Between the character that has three films released already and the obvious geek status of everyone that bothered to click the link here, you should know the story by now.  Kid gets bitten by radioactive spider.  Learns about power and responsibility the hard way.  Profit.